walmart knows who is really more valuable

terezi-pie-rope:

nottestella:

captainkade:

talkativevantas:

crowsing:

dask-kikira:

dask-kikira:

DAD EGBERT HAS A CANON NAME.
LOOK.
FUCKING LOOK.
A LETTER ADDRESSED TO MAPLE VALLEY WASHINGTON WITH ATTN: SERIOUS BUSINESS.
DAD HAS A CANON NAME.

DR. DAVID BRINNER.
FUCK

http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002793

GUYS IM PUSHING THIS FUCKING SHIT. THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW.

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

THIS MEANS JOHN IS ADOPTED THOUGH.

yeah

did
did you guys forget dad egbert literally picking up and taking in john after his meteor squashed nanna

the homestuck fandom forgetting the absolute basics of the comic as we continue the ninth month of the gigapause

have none of you asked “how do we know this is dad?” because im pretty sure that isnt dad. its a random letter. go back a page, all she did was check the mail. why would his name by BRINNER if johns last name is EGBERT. it doesnt make sense, and i kind of feel like ive seen someone ask hussie about this?

monobeartheater:

verylittlebird:

a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.

what the fuck

redid my gemsona

i made myself look hot im not that hot 

oh my gem is on the back of my head and my weapon in a boomerang

prawnathan:

what the american school system teaches us

callmeoutis:

i was ready to just scroll past like “haha grammar humor” but then it was weird al and i,

frenchfrycoolguy:

my new favorite

1929nt2:

pulpfanfiction:

thathomestar:

jadethemerman:

did he give her 2 thumbs up?

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christ putin

No but my fave part of this is the writing on her back says “go sit on a dick Putin”

baby: p-p-p..
dad: awh, are you trying to say papa?
baby: p-p-PISS ON ME FUCKING PISS ON ME BUT DO IT IN THE ANTARCTIC SO THAT THE PEE FREEZES IN MID AIR WHILE YOU ARE PISSING OFF A BUILDING AND THE PISS TURNS TO SPEAR’S IMPALE ME WITH FROZEN URINE AND THEN SHIT ON MY BUTT CORPSE IM A FAT GAY AND I WANT TO GO TO ICE HELL FTW

nicki voiced sugilite thats so awesome…
tho like i watched only the beginning of the episode and she seemed to act really amethyst and not very garnet

i thought superwholock was a joke but its now like a sentient embodiment of awful fandomness please stop you nerds

bingedrunk:

when straight people talk to gays

when non-disabled people talk to disabled people

itsrebeccablack:

unprime:

when you’re trying to sing your favorite song and your friend tries to start singing with you

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HOW LONG HAS THIS BEEN GOING AROUND

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